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A suspected shoplifter – who was perhaps a bit too quick on his feet – has been arrested.
In his sprint from security guards, the man apparently missed the edge of the store's rooftop.
He fell about 30 feet, possibly injuring a leg, but most definitely injuring his pride.
The chase and tumble happened late this morning at the Superstore on Southeast Marine Drive.
The suspect is in hospital.