WHAT MOMS REALLY WANT FOR MOTHER'S DAY

• To have my 14-year-old answer a question without rolling her eyes in that "Why is this person my mother?" way.
• Five pounds of chocolate that won't add twenty.
• A shower without a child peeking through the curtain with a "Hi ya, Mom!" just as I put razor to my ankle.
• A fulltime cleaning person who looks like Brad Pitt.
• For my teenager to announce, "Hey, Mom! I got a full scholarship and a job all in the same day!"
• A grocery store that doesn't have candy/gum/cheap toys displayed at the checkout line.